I think when you get right down to it, we all have our own "lessons learned" list that we have acquired through life. Here's a few of my own...
- Never walk through a pouring rainstorm with your purse unzipped.
- If you have really enjoyed the restaurant's meal, you're probably better off not knowing what the kitchen or the chef looks like.
- Household electronics secretly know how to talk to one another, and can coordinate slow deaths in order to break their owners financially and mentally. (see previous blog entry)
- The best way to have a spontaneous, unexpected day is to plan it to the most minute detail.
- When a doctor says "this will just cause a mild discomfort", don't believe them.
- No matter how long you ignore that weird screeching noise coming from your car...it will not get better on its own.
- If you suddenly smell a horrific odor eminating from the group of three year olds you teach in Sunday School, find the one that refuses to sit down. Then take them to their parents. Immediately.
- Whoever came up with the term "Reality Television" apparently has never lived in the Real World.
- Don't take offence when a six year old asks you if you used to be skinny. They just call it like they see it.
- Intelligence is not always a way to measure how smart someone is. Nor is lack of formal education a way to measure how dumb someone is.
- Life is too short to worry and fret over things that don't really matter.
- Life is too long to worry and fret over things that don't really matter.
- Never pass up the chance to make one of your co-workers look really good.
- When someone you love is driving you crazy, just envision the day that they are no longer there....then enjoy your time together.
Until we meet again....
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